Humor Quotes

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A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Charlie Chaplin

Laughter, Wasted

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Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Will Rogers

Funny, Somebody

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

Erma Bombeck

Hurt, Pain, Comedy

Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.

Grenville Kleiser

Good, Business, Best

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Laughter is an instant vacation.

Milton Berle

Laughter, Vacation

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.

Audrey Hepburn

Love, Honestly, Laugh

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.

Henry Ward Beecher

Road, Springs, Wagon

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

Steven Wright

Time, Within, Everywhere

Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings.

Ellen DeGeneres

Funny, Somebody, Laugh

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The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

e. e. cummings

Days, Laughter, Wasted

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

Dr. Seuss

Funny, Here, Everywhere

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival.

Aung San Suu Kyi

Best, Survival

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive.

Anne Wilson Schaef

Life, Fun, Enjoy

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.

Mahatma Gandhi

Suicide, Committed

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

Peter Ustinov

Funny, Simply, Serious

Good planning is important. I've also regarded a sense of humor as one of the most important things on a big expedition. When you're in a difficult or dangerous situation, or when you're depressed about the chances of success, someone who can make you laugh eases the tension.

Edmund Hillary

Success, Good, Difficult

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.

Bill Hicks

Funny, Hurt, Until

Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too.

Jimmy Buffett

Success, Creativity, Luck

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.

Bill Nye

Everywhere, Irony

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

Francis Bacon

Given, Console, Compensate

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.

Langston Hughes

Cool, Summer, Rain

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

Bob Hope

Almost, Seen, Laugh

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.

Langston Hughes

Ought, Laughing

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude.

Don Rickles

Attitude, Within, Comedy

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

W. C. Fields

Smile, Start

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